CONvergence 2004
1 yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil - 'coz I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley!
2 I am following my fish.
3 Jabba da Hat
4 HI
5 Every cloud has a silver lining...and rain.
6 The Masquerade IS STILL GOING ON!
7 Idiot Rulers Come in All Shapes. Ban All Shapes.
8 Not in the FACE!
9 Governor Powlenty's EGO Hat! infinite greed in infinite abundance!
10 I'm Sebastian Half. But you can call me Elvis.
11 Speak Now! or forever hold your piece...
12 Jim, James, Tommy, "I AM YOUR FATHER..."
13 PEBKAC
14 Yummy Yummy
15 10 1/2
16 M.C. Hydrocephalia in DA Hizzouse!!
17 Help a nun kick the habit
18 2+2=5 (for large values of 2)
19 Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair...
20 Hey, I got your Godzilla RIGHT HERE!!
21 Where the FRELL is my RIOT!!!
22
Multi pass
Autowash...
23
If your head falls through
you win me.
24
I'm not crazy
I'm not stupid
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I'm not Going!!
25 SAY-10
26 10/6
27 Some guys substitute with big cars. I substitute with a big hat.
28
Good Hat
Looking for a
fine pole
to hang on -
MEN only may apply
29 If you think the hat is big...have I got something to show you!
30
Almost big enough to fit -= 31 32
Down the rabbit hole.
33
I am sofa king dumb
34
If you need to ask, you are too young to know.
35
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.
36
I should have studied science. Then I'd get a little respect around here!
37
duck...
38
If your brain can fit in this hat you are at the wrong convention.
39
Snootchie Bootchie, Little Noochies
40
God is the great comedian, and prophesies are his way of setting us up
for the punch-line.
41
Take the red pill, Neo.
42
What's in your mullet?
43
Batteries not Included
44
Join me in a chorus of "Aunty's Wooden Leg"?
45
PHI
46
Try the tea!! (Before it tries you...)
47
If you think my hat is big...
48
No Really....it's a bodice - HAVE ANOTHER BEER
49
22/7
50
Three easy payments!
51
All this and brains too!
52
ID10T
53
54
- The Highlander was a documentary shot in real time.
55
They call me 56
- Democracy! It's just filler for text books!
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58
NO DEPRESSION
59
60
It's not the HAT. It's what's UNDERNEATH.
61
Then you saw not his face. I did my lord he wore his Beaver UP.
62
I have seen the future...and the future is MIMES (dead mimes...)
63
unexploded Mime field!
64
I run the MIME-O-GRAPH MACHINE
65
12GA MIME SWEEPER!
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EAT AT MOM'S
68
It's not easy being green
69
Drink more tea!
70 71 72 73
No Bow's + Tea
74 75
sgh (single green hat)
seeking
the perfect head...
Cult of the Elder Gods
Earth's first disorganized religion.
Tater Salad
Amanze!
(R/2=4.)
The Drink is only as stiff as you
- Z
Fire=good.
Car=good
Car x Fire = not so good (downright bad.)
If this line is straight...
Emerald Tophat
Shimmering,
Beckoning IN,
Join the
Tea Party
Sleeping in the deep
Dreaming of the End of times
I will eat you ALL
It's only a skirt
if you're wearing
PANTIES
"It's impossible," said Alice.
"NONSENSE!" said the queen, "I dare say you haven't practiced enough.
When I was your age, I believed up to ten impossible things a day!"
PB4Ugo
2 Bed
